The Best Carol

Christmas Is A Time For Presents And Mistletoe, Sharing And Caring.

So During This Most Festive Season …Please, Don’t Be A Jerk!

Bring “Joy To The World” It’s The Thing To Do

But The World Does Not Revolve Around You

Don’t Be A Jerk, It’s Christmas!

There’s A Sign Above The Line That Says “Express”

That Means “Ten Items Or Less”

Don’t Be A Jerk, It’s Christmas!

Be Nice To Babies And Animals, Old Folks Too

‘Cause That’s How You’d Like Them To Treat You

Use Turn Signals, Don’t Screen My Calls

Don’t Cha Wreck The House When You Deck The Halls!

Spit Your Gum Where It Won’t Wind Up On My Shoe

Squeeze Toothpaste From The Bottom Of The Tube

Don’t Be A Jerk, It’s Christmas!

When Others Are Talking Never Interrupt

Don’t Put People Down Or Leave The Toilet Seat Up

It’s The Time For Family And Holly And Turkey

‘Tis The Season To Be Jolly Not Jerky!

(Jolly Not Jerky!)

Don’t Dig In The Cereal Box For Goodness Sakes

Take The Prize And Leave Me Nothing But Flakes

Don’t Be A Jerk, It’s Christmas!

Santa Brought Nearly Everything On Your List

Why Whine About The One That He Missed?

Don’t Be A Jerk, It’s Christmas!

Don’t Be A Jerk, It’s Christmas!

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